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John Helmkay – Chief Executive Beaver
Nickname in high school: Bigguy
Real-Life Occupation: Engineer
Favourite Comedian: John Cleese
Favourite Food: Anything Barbequed
Favourite Joke: Guy rolls through a stop sign and is immediately stopped by a cop. He pulls over and the cop walks up and taps his billy-club on the window. The guy opens the window and the cop says. “Excuse you me sir do you realize you just drove through that stop sign”. The guy says, “well I slowed down and crawled through, same thing”. The cop starts tapping him on the head with the Billy-Club and says, “Really, Do you want me to stop or slow down”